Friday Fun: What's On Your Bumper?

It's Friday--time for a grin.

If a law passed saying you had to put a bumper sticker on your car, what would you do?

A) No problem--- the car's already covered with them.

B) I'd rather fight than stick on a bumper sticker!

C) Get one that says "I Hate Bumper Stickers!"

D) Be happy that your secret tacky desire can finally be fulfilled.

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/tzofia/287890236/in/gallery-48926779@N02-72157624696239509/)

 

Which group of Bumper Stickers below do you like better? My group or Tom's group?

 

Ferree's Top 10 Bumper Stickers

• Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
• There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
• Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
• I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
• Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
• Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.
• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
• We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

Tom's Top 10 Bumper Stickers

• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
• I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
• IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Cast your vote for your favorite Top 10, and let me know what you'd do---A,B,C or D. And tell about your funniest bumper stickers too!  

♥ ferree