Friday, October 4, 2013

Friday Fun: What's On Your Bumper?

It's Friday--time for a grin.

If a law passed saying you had to put a bumper sticker on your car, what would you do?
A) No problem--- the car's already covered with them.
B) I'd rather fight than stick on a bumper sticker!
C) Get one that says "I Hate Bumper Stickers!"
D) Be happy that your secret tacky desire can finally be fulfilled.
Which group of Bumper Stickers below do you like better? My group or Tom's group?
 
Ferree's Top 10 Bumper Stickers
  • Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
  • There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
  • Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
  • Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  • Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
Tom's Top 10 Bumper Stickers
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  • I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Cast your vote for your favorite Top 10, and let me know what you'd do---A,B,C or D. And tell about your funniest bumper stickers too!  
ferree

2 comments:

  1. I don't have any bumper stickers, but I do read them from time to time and below are a couple which made me smile, plus the ones you have.

    "Gone crazy, be back after while"

    "Do you believe in life after death?,
    Touch this truck and you'll find out"

    "your kid's an honor student, well my
    kid beat up an honor student"

    The Best Face Life
    is a
    "SMILE"

    L/dodi

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  2. "Gone crazy, be back after a while" ---love that! Thanks for sharing, Dodi! <3

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