Friday, May 7, 2010

Mother's Day, Part 2

Continued from last Friday . . .

(by an anonymous mom from Austin, TX)

11. "Play Dough" and "Microwave" should never be used in the same sentence.
12.  No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
13.  VCRs and DVD players do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
14.  Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
15.  You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
16.  Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
17.  The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
18.  The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
19.  It will, however, make cats dizzy.
20.  Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy . . .

Happy Mother's Day!
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