Friday, November 19, 2010

Friday Funnie: Turkey Talk

It's Friday--time for a grin. Feel free to send your favorite jokes or funny stories to post on Fridays. Post as a comment below or e-mail them to WCPlace@gmail.com
Here are some jokes and riddles to share with your kids, grandkids or young friends on Thanksgiving Day.

"I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them. "So what are you serving now?"
"Squash."

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
The letter G!

(Anonymous)

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