Friday, February 18, 2011

Friday Funnie: A Cure for Cabin Fever? (Or Maybe A Symptom?)

Dear Reader,
Here's something I found in one of my kid's rooms several years ago--as if they didn't have enough ways to be annoying. You've probably seen these in one form or another but take a look again. Maybe today's the day you'll start using them! This could be a cure for cabin fever! Nonsense? Sure. It's just a reminder that you can still have fun. Someday you'll smile again. 
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TOP 10 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE 
  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce, 8 1/2 x17 paper, 99 copies.
  2. Specify that your drive-thru order is "To Go."
  3. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions to keep them tuned up.
  4. Finish all your sentences with the phrase, ". . . in accordance with prophecy."
  5. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
  6. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that you like it that way.
  7. Repeat the following conversation out loud, to yourself, a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
  8. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  9. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  10. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
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