Here's something I found in one of my kid's rooms several years ago--as if they didn't have enough ways to be annoying. You've probably seen these in one form or another but take a look again. Maybe today's the day you'll start using them! This could be a cure for cabin fever! Nonsense? Sure. It's just a reminder that you can still have fun. Someday you'll smile again.
♥ ferree
TOP 10 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce, 8 1/2 x17 paper, 99 copies.
- Specify that your drive-thru order is "To Go."
- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions to keep them tuned up.
- Finish all your sentences with the phrase, ". . . in accordance with prophecy."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that you like it that way.
- Repeat the following conversation out loud, to yourself, a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
♥ ferree
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