Friday Fun: Need A "Sweet" Birthday Card?

Here's a fun and cute idea for a birthday card. It's an oldie but a goodie! Here's what you need:
Magic marker
Posterboard
Tape
The following candy bars, if you can't find them all just improvise:

• Whatchamacallit
  
• 100 Grand
  
• Butterfinger
  
• Payday
  
• KitKat
  
• Milky Way
  
• 5th Avenue
  
• Mounds
  
• Almond Joy
  
• Chunky
  
• Hersheys Kisses
  
• Snickers

Take a thick marker and copy the paragraph below onto posterboard with a thick marker leaving a space where each candy bar should go. Then tape the candy bars in those spaces. This is a greeting card and gift in one! Have fun with it! ♥ 

Dear Whatchamacallit,

I was going to give you 100 Grand for your birtday, but my money slipped through my
Butterfinger and it isn't Payday.
I didn't think a pet KitKat or a trip to the Milky Way would be appropriate.
I even shopped all over 5th Avenue! But I couldn't find anything as sweet as this.
I want to wish you Mounds of Almond Joy as you celebrate another year.
You're the best, so eat this card with my best wishes and I hope it doesn't make you Chunky!

Love and Kisses,
(your signature)

P.S. I promise not to Snickers at your age.