Friday, May 30, 2014

Friday Fun: Don't Forget the Cat When Spring Cleaning


How to Bathe A Cat
  1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
  2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet. Lift both lids.
  3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any body parts too close to the edge, as his claws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
  5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which is quite effective.
  6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no innocent children between the toilet and the outside.
  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  8. The newly-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
A Dog

Author unknown, so don't blame me for this! I love cats, but this rings true and gave me a laugh. Especially "rocket out of the toilet." I hope this brings a smile to your face and brightens your day. Here at the WCP we not only cry together but laugh and share some good times too. 
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4 comments:

  1. This is so funny. When I started laughing I thought of my dear husband and how he would have loved this.

    Thanks for the laugh. ~ FlowerLady

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  2. How to bathe a dog.

    Put your dog in the back of your pick-up truck. If you have a car, you can use the roof rack. Make sure you secure the dog for safety reasons. :)

    When you get to the automatic car wash choose deluxe wash. I mean your dog is worth it right?

    When you are done with the car wash, proceed slowly through the blower so you can avoid that wet dog smell.


    Sincerely,
    A Cat


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  3. ROTFLMBO funny. Wonderful to laugh out loud. Both comments and stories delightfully hilarious. Keep 'em coming! P.S. I'm glad I am alive and able to laugh again. I will never take being able to have a belly laugh for granted again.

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