Friday, September 21, 2012

Friday Funnie: Bumper Stickers R Us

If a law passed saying you had to put a bumper sticker on your car, what would you do?
A) No worries, the car's already covered with them.
B) You'd rather get arrested for refusing and spend life in prison than get a bumper sticker
C) Get one that says "I Hate Bumper Stickers!"
D) Be happy that your secret tacky desire can finally be fulfilled.
E) None of the above, you'd _________________
Which group of Bumper Stickers below do you like better? My group or Tom's group?
(Vote for mine! Vote for mine!) Then take a trip down memory lane and add a comment about what jokes you or your husband used to share.
Ferree's Top 10 Bumper Stickers
  • Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
  • There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
  • Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
  • Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  • Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
 Tom's Top 10 Bumper Stickers
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  • I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


  1. Sorry Ferree I love Tom's list more, especially the vegetarian one.

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  3. Sorry, Tom - I think Ferree's bumper stickers are way funnier!! Especially that first one.....


  4. i vote 4 Ferree, by a hair!
    (her Dad)

  5. Sorry Tom!! Love Ferree's better. My fav is "Forget about World Peace...visualize using your turn signal"!


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