Friday, November 5, 2010

Friday Funnie: BUMPER STICKERS


It's Friday--time for a grin. Feel free to send your favorite jokes or funny stories to post on Fridays!

If a law passed saying you had to put a bumper sticker on your car, what would you do?
A) No worries, the car's already covered with them.
B) Get arrested for refusing to comply and spend life in prison rather than get a bumper sticker.
C) Get one that says "I Hate Bumper Stickers!"
D) Be happy that your secret tacky desire can finally be fulfilled.
E) None of the above, you'd _________________

Which group of Bumper Stickers below do you like better? My group or Tom's group?
(Vote for mine! Vote for mine!)
Ferree's Top 10 Bumper Stickers
*Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
*There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
*Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
*Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
*Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
*I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
*Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
*Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.
*I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
*We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?



Tom's Top 10 Bumper Stickers
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  • I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Post your answers in the comments below or e-mail them to me at wcplace@gmail.com and I'll post them for you.
Have fun!
ferree
(Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/tzofia/287890236/in/gallery-48926779@N02-72157624696239509/)

3 comments:

  1. "Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal" - I love this one!

    I don't have bumper stickers - I have those window stickers you have to remove w/a razor blade (I have an SUV with plenty of window space). I have "NAU Mom", "NOTW" (the "Not of This World" logo), and "Havasu Baseball" on my back window, and a Mickey Mouse and Grumpy on the back corner of either side/back window. That's just about as "busy" as I want it to be.

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  2. Yay, Kelly! You chose from my list! Tom's jealous. Your emblems all sound fun and add character. I like your NOTW sticker, and am glad to now know what it means. :)

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  3. Here's where Kelly said she found her NOTW sticker. Looks like a good site! They claim to be a ministry first, a store second. So their customer service reps are available to pray with you, and a portion of any purchase gets donated to 1 of 3 other ministries.
    www.c28.com

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