Friday, September 3, 2010

Friday Punnies

I feel like this week's topic of temptation has been so heavy. Let's take a break for Friday Fun. Open a window to let some fun in, sooner or later you’re going to grin! (or more likely groan!)

Looking forward to Monday, here's a special Labor Day pun for you:

He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.

Isn't that awful?! But what can you do with Labor Day, right? If that didn't do anything for you, try these:

Times New Roman walks into a bar... The bartender says, "we don't serve your type here."

Here's another:

A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve ropes here." The piece of rope goes outside and frays the end of himself and fashions the end into hair then ties himself into a knot. He walks back in and the bartender again says, “We don’t serve ropes here."
The rope looks at the bartender and says, “I’m afraid not.”

Frayed knot-- get it?

OK, I give up. Here's a website for more puns to hate--or love:
http://www.punoftheday.com/
Check back tomorrow! I'll still be here, Deo Volente, unless the Pun Police have kicked me off!
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